Um comparativo

Uma breve pausa nos posts em inglês porque esse é dedicado aos meus amigos que moram no Brasil. Volta e meia me perguntam o que eu acho do Canadá, se eu pretendo voltar pro Brasil algum dia ou quando eu vou visitar.

Não tenho A MENOR IDÉIA de quando eu vou visitar porque eu sinto falta das pessoas mas não tenho a menor vontade de ver o Brasil de novo. Eu não pretendo voltar a morar no Brasil DE JEITO NENHUM, Toronto é a melhor cidade em que já vivi na minha vida, e se eu fosse obrigada a escolher outra cidade pra viver, ia pra Montréal (tomar vergonha na cara e aprender a falar francês direito).

O exemplo mais simples que uso de “MAS POR QUE VOCÊ NÃO QUER VER O BRASIL NEM PINTADO”, é a sensação de segurança que se tem vivendo no Canadá. Não existe nada similar no Brasil. Em 2011 a cidade registrou 44 homicídios – cerca de 0.8 por 100 mil habitantes, a mais baixa em quase 20 anos – e a gente tem vontade de chorar se comparar isso com o Rio – 30 por 100 mil, também “a mais baixa em 20 anos”, sério gente? – ou qualquer outra cidade grande brasileira.

Ao mesmo tempo, eu vivo numa cidade de tamanho decente (não é aquela coisa enorme que é São Paulo), que eu consigo atravessar de bicicleta sem perder uma perna ou um braço no caminho (apesar no nosso prefeito ser um idiota e odiar ciclistas), que, por incrível que pareça, é muito mais arborizada que o Rio – vocês precisam ver o TAMANHO DO PARQUE que fica em frente à minha casa – e ainda assim é “a maior cidade do Canadá”, tipo São Paulo daqui. Só existem prédios enormes mesmo no centro, aqui onde eu moro tem poucos (felizmente). Dessa forma, da minha janela eu consigo ver tanto o parque quanto o lago, já que 80% da vizinhança é de casas antigas. O lado ruim disso é que comprar uma casa é bem caro – imagine algo com três, quatro quartos, sótão, porão, quintal, jardim, etc. Coisa de meio milhão pra cima. É possível, no entanto, achar casas/apartamentos mais baratos em outros pontos da cidade.

Eu falei sobre pedalar. Eu não dirijo, não sei dirigir, não me *interesso* por carros, Fabio até sabe mas não tem vontade de ter um carro (e olha que eles são ridiculamente baratos aqui, um Corolla básico começa em 16 mil dólares) e existem diversas opções de car sharing se você não quiser comprar um. Mas, honestamente, o TTC é meu melhor amigo no inverno e dá conta do recado.

O TTC, minha gente, em nada se parece com nenhum sistema de transporte público que já utilizei no Brasil. Quando cheguei aqui enviei uma carta com meus dados pra eles e conta pra débito e me inscrevi num plano de passe mensal. Recebo um cartão em casa todo mês, e esse cartão me dá direito a viagens ilimitadas de ônibus, bonde e metrô pela cidade. Isso me custa mais ou menos 100 dólares. As linhas são bem integradas e é possível saber quanto tempo demora o próximo metrô através de monitores nas estações, ou o próximo bonde através de mensagem de texto (tem uns apps pra celular também). Sim, atrasa, não, não é perfeito. Mas NUNCA levei 2 horas para cobrir 2km (lembranças de São Paulo), e o mapa de trânsito daqui FAZ SENTIDO (a pessoa que criou as linhas cariocas deve ter tomado muitas DORGAS, MANO).

O Brasil se acha muito multicultural, muito avançado e muito tolerante, mas é justamente o oposto. Eu gosto *muito* de viver num lugar onde as pessoas compreendem que abortos (legalizados há mais de 30 anos, feitos de graça pelo sistema de saúde pública) e casamentos entre pessoas do mesmo sexo (legalizados há quase 10) não destroem famílias, elas continuam indo ao parque brincar felizes aos domingos. Não se encontra um quinto da diversidade de gente no Brasil que você vê no metrô aqui. Em menos de dois anos em Toronto, eu tive a oportunidade de aprender palavras em mandarim, coreano, russo, ucraniano (eu moro no bairro ucraniano), e provar comidas dos lugares mais distantes sem sair da cidade – já provou comida etíope? Deveria, você não usa talheres e passa a tarde inteira comendo, termina com um café excelente! E, se bateu preguiça, um disk-thai food sempre resolve, é barato e muito gostoso!

Tenho amigos que nasceram tanto no Canadá quanto na Coréia, passando por Irã, Hong Kong… a lista não acaba e sempre você conhece alguém de algum lugar diferente. Dizem que 50% da população de Toronto não nasceu aqui e eu tendo a acreditar, pelas línguas estranhas que ouço no metrô. Tem *bastante* portugueses – de Portugal e Açores – e Little Portugal é um dos meus bairros favoritos, claro, pela boa comida!

Eu sei que EXISTEM problemas no Canadá – o Stephen Harper é um idiota que quer que sejamos um país tão tosco quanto os EUA, nosso querido prefeito de Toronto, então, melhor nem começar – mas se eu for comparar os “problemas canadenses” com “problemas brasileiros”, me desculpem, eu vou ter um acesso de riso. É assim que eu me sinto cada vez que me perguntam se eu vou voltar para o Brasil. Pra quê? Eu quero mais é que as pessoas de quem eu gosto venham pra cá – e levem uma vida melhor.

Ah, e o inverno? Bem, tem essa lenda, né? É 24 de dezembro e nem sinal de neve. No Canadá. Tô dizendo…

Winterland

Now that I survived the crazy summer (fortunately it only lasts a few weeks here), crazy winter is about to arrive. My favourite season is fall, and it’s for sure gone. Trees are naked, stadiums are covered and we’ve been seeing light snow since the end of November. I couldn’t care less about snow, I just hate when it’s freezing cold and raining. A beautiful, sunny, and cold day like today makes me super happy.

Environment Canada has predicted a very snowy winter, but I’m yet to see things they predict to really happen. If we get this huge amount of frozen things falling out from the sky, maybe I get excited about learning how to ski? It’s really ironic that I got an awesome friend this summer who happens to be a ski instructor, but now he’s up at the Alps, at Montgenèvre. So now I have to find my own ways to learn how to ski or skate or whatever with the snow.

Well, who’s up to go ice tubing with me?

Coffee Standards

yummy!There are plenty of good, even amazing coffee shops in Toronto. I’m not a coffee enthusiast – I am a tea lover – but caffeine is more of an addiction. So, for someone who doesn’t really like coffee, it’s even worse when coffee tastes REALLY BAD – and north americans, believe me, are experts in the art of making badcoffee. I don’t really know why people go for coffee at chain coffee stores – those who shall not be named – when there are so many indie coffee places to get your daily coffee fix.

For instance, around my office, I have a Seattle-based chain coffee shop*, and Jimmy’s Coffee. Everybody knows the Seattle cappuccinos are just meh, and Jimmy’s staff offer me very good coffee drinks! Makes me happy.

In my neighbourhood, I have a couple of options: the OUTSTANDING The Good Neighbour, seriously, a must visit even if you don’t go to the west end that often. There’s also Crema, which I think is seriously overrated (I hate their service, but coffee is ok) – I hate their service SO MUCH I tend to go to their neighbour from Seattle, seriously.

A problem I see with indie coffee joints is their “organic” “natural” “healthy” approach. This sometimes means they won’t offer you anything but agave nectar and raw sugar and almond milk or whatever THEY believe it’s best for you. Listen: I DON’T CARE. I want ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER, SUCRALOSE, because I LIKE IT, and SOYMILK because I LIKE IT. YOU ARE NOT MY MOMMY. You are a COFFEE SHOP, and I AM JUST YOUR CUSTOMER. So, please, offer me what I like. I don’t want to be taken care of. This is creepy. And, honestly, If you’re selling me scones and muffins, you’re not really concerned about my health. So, give me a break.

But, as I am lazy and don’t like brewing coffee when I wake up, I just bought an automatic pod machine – one of these – and, although it’s not awesome, it makes pretty decent coffee in 30s by just pressing a button.

*Forgot to say: the Seattle coffee company tastes MUCH BETTER in Brazil than in Canada (I wonder why…). ESPECIALLY the pastries – their espresso brownie in Brazil is something I really miss!

P.S.: Don’t miss Bulldog, great coffee and amazing Latte Art. Unfortunately, not so close to me.

Update: Found another coffee close to my office. La Mercería is an argentinian café, good food and good coffee. Go for the Café Caramelo – with Dulce de Leche.

Customer Experience

I went shopping yesterday, spent some lots of money and had two opposite shopping experiences. I was looking for a simple black dress (you people know buying adult clothes is difficult if you are short) and an OMG iPad2. After walking most of the Eaton Centre without any luck, I was suggested to try Armani Exchange (for the dress, not the iPad).

The Good Experience

I was welcomed by a non-pushy salesperson who just asked me what I wanted, let me know where I could find it and was just friendly *enough*. By *enough* I mean, she didn’t ask to see “how the dress looks” or anything silly like that. She asked my name, adding a nice touch of friendliness (“are you italian or portuguese? oh, brazilian? “ola como vai?” – I thought it was cute) and told me she’d be outside if I wanted anything else. As I only wanted the dress, I went straight to the cashier, paid, nobody tried to sell me more stuff and people were still smiling at me. I was HAPPY and I would, surprisingly enough, totally come back to ARMANI EXCHANGE. I forgot to say they have amazing sales and their clothes fit really well. Dress was on sale!

The Bad Experience

Now, for something completely different: time to buy iPad2. I know exactly what I want. I ask some random guy with an apple on his chest “Hello! How are you! I came here to buy an iPad2!”. He tries to show me the amazing iPad2. “No, really, I know it, i just want to buy it”. Then he takes me to another appleguy. Appleguy2 asks me which one I want, I tell him. He gives me shinybox. I’m excited. Then I pay. Then he tells me some stuff about activation, I am like “whaaaaat?” “Yeah, we need to activate it… let me call Appleguy3… Dude, can you activate iPad2 for her?”. Appleguy3 comes and asks me about AppleID and password. I think it’s bizarre.

The iPad is to be Fabio’s new toy, so I call him and explain the situation, and how I think it’s bizarre. then I turn to Appleguy3 (who has already opened shinybox) and ask: “Dude, can we do this activation stuff from home, by ourselves? Because, you know, this sounds really unnecessary” and then comes the most awesome answer “You can, but I was going to do it for you and show you how to setup email and install apps”. OF COURSE, BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA ON HOW TO USE SILLY APPLE DEVICES. I am so thankful I have Apple staff to help me!

I have to add, they forgot to send me the electronic receipt. I have to come back today with my debit card and have it printed / resent / whatever. Because they are GENIUSES.

Ageing

How do you people cope with getting old? As unexpected as it seems, I am HATING the ageing process. I used to eager my birthdays, and, as much as I like the day itself, I dislike the fact that I am getting older and I feel it. I know I obviously look younger than I am and often get carded – mostly because I am petite – but my body knows its age and hell, I feel it every single day.

For instance, the glasses. About eight years ago I started wearing glasses but I could choose NOT to wear them and be ok, it was just to be more comfortable at work. This year the glasses are something I NEED, otherwise I can barely read what’s in front of me. I don’t remember how long ago I found the first grey hair, but I was really shocked the last time I had a haircut, because I really have LOTS of them now.

My body can LOOK better, but I feel tired more easily and need much more sleep. 24 hour party people no more. Coffee in the morning is my fuel for the day, and tea or milk are my pass to sweet dreaming nights. I sound like a grumpy old lady and Fabio fears that I may plan on buying a Snuggie this winter ;)

In short, I don’t like getting older, which is a surprising experience for me – I thought I’d feel neutral about it, that’d be just logical. Does it make any sense?

Getting ready for Snowtravaganza

Last year I had NO FUCKING IDEA what winter was going to be. I had been, in my late teens, one week in a winterish Florida – nothing, absolutely nothing like winter in Toronto. Now I am planning my winter season – snow boots, snow jacket and I am seriously considering an electric heater for my bathroom, so I don’t freeze and my towels don’t smell like death a few hours after I shower.

I was obviously considering a Canada Goose parka, but I couldn’t find the medium-sized Junior Kensington anywhere. Same thing for small boots. HOW DO CHILDREN SURVIVE WINTER IN THIS COUNTRY? I wonder if there are any kids in the Yukon????? Do you wrap your babies in goose down to protect them from the cold in Nunavut?

There’s a Patagonia store a few blocks away, and, like Obi-Wan Kenobi, now they’re my only hope. I know their sizing is ABSURD (I bought a thermal t-shirt a couple of weeks ago, and it was “kids small”), so I hope I can find the Girls’ Down Coat in small/medium size – and decent colour.

Those North Face would be another option, but I’ve never ever seen anything small. Looks more like a monster kong costume than a winter jacket. Comfortable, though, but doesn’t look very, hm, practical for walking the snowy streets. The kids’ designs are not similar and don’t cover your legs.

Any suggestions from expert Canadians? I want long-ish kids winter warm jackets. And nice boots!